Up Your Alley

The story

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

Cast & crew

Frank CorsentinoSeymour

HajiMaria Manina

Michael Finn

Michael FinnGrogan

Marius Mazmanian

Marius MazmanianToenails

Lee McLaughlin

Lee McLaughlinSissy

Charles KnappDon Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury

Lillian ShrewsburyMother

Irene Makarewicz

Irene MakarewiczAunt

John Bloom

John BloomBruno

Tyra Tashiro

Tyra TashiroGardener

Luanne RobertsNazi

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