Stallone's Knockouts

The story

Big-haired broads work out, box, sing, wax poetic about their deepest desires and are involved in comedy skits with both a horny announcer and a pervy sex predator physician named "Dr. Fondle." Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone further embarrasses her family by rapping (!), the one minority boxer ("Cartella the Smuggler") is booed by the live audience as soon as they find out she's from Colombia and ringside commentator Traci Lords (!!) has to fend off the romantic advancements of the celebrity impersonator referee, who finally wins her over by pretending to be Richard Simmons (?!?)

Cast & crew

Dennis Morgan

Dennis MorganAnnouncer

Nutsy Fagan

Nutsy FaganReferee

Jackie StalloneJudge (as Jacquelline Stalone)

Hal Stone

Hal StoneTimekeeper

Traci LordsTraci Lords, Ringside Commentator

Tiffany MillionBambi

Melinda ArmstrongWendy

Jeanne Basone

Jeanne BasoneBrooklyn

Pamela Manning

Pamela ManningMelanie

Eileen O'Hara

Eileen O'HaraValerie

Dawn Rice

Dawn RiceDixie

Helena Le Count

Helena Le CountBlonde Karate Fighter