Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

The story

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Cast & crew

Leon SchusterDr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various

Alfred NtombelaAlf (Shorty)

Sean HiggsHeinz

Brent Palmer

Brent PalmerZach

Tanit PhoenixSexy Nurse

Matthew Dylan RobertsJean Pierre

Siobhan HodgsonMaggie

Emily ChildMarge

Karl Jansen

Karl JansenYoti

Maria Velanac

Maria VelanacYugi

Brent Palmer

Brent PalmerZach

Helen Li

Helen LiChow Fang