Brain Smasher... A Love Story

The story

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Cast & crew

Andrew Dice ClayEd Molloy

Teri HatcherSamantha Crain

Yuji OkumotoWu

Deborah Van ValkenburghCammy Crain

Brion JamesBrown

Tim ThomersonBlack

Charles RocketJones

Nicholas GuestSmith

Dorothy Dells

Dorothy DellsMiss Bellows

Wrick JonesLead Officer

Galen Schrick

Galen SchrickJim Romeo

Steve Tancora

Steve TancoraBob Brisco