Pretty Dead Things

The story

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Cast & crew

Patrick PituDenver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoffJohn Welles

Danielle Lozeau

Danielle LozeauJennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton

Ashley EatonShelby St. Exxmin

Ross Kelly

Ross KellyRex Van Horn

Alexandra Johnson

Alexandra JohnsonFemale Stripper

Salvatore Marchese

Salvatore MarcheseMayor Bowden

Jason Witter

Jason Witter Shane Starkweather

Jennifer Scharf

Jennifer ScharfKeller

Donald Foley

Donald FoleyMoe Blu

Robert Jude Buco

Robert Jude BucoClub Hell Janitor

Heather CooneyCheery Jogger