Blondes Have More Guns

The story

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Cast & crew

Michael McGaharnHarry Bates

Elizabeth KeiferMontana Beaver-Shotz

Richard NeilDick Smoker

Gloria Lusiak

Gloria LusiakDakota Beaver

André Brazeau

André BrazeauCaptain Hook

David Myers

David MyersLyle Shotz

Ken BelskyThe Doctor

Benny BuettnerDr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)

Ramona Lisa

Ramona LisaPatricia Martin

Derek-James Yee

Derek-James YeeTom Woo

Ron Meier

Ron MeierDetective

Richard Myers

Richard MyersDahmer