Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

The story

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Cast & crew

Brian KeithOfficer Michael M. Nace

Tony CurtisShannon Gambroni

Ernest BorgnineSheriff Harve

Ivan DixonSgt. Jones

Suzanne PleshetteRamona

Tom EwellBilly Joe Davis

Bradford DillmanCapt. Myerson

Arthur O'ConnellMr. Kruft

John FiedlerMaj. Purvis

Don AmecheCol. Flanders

Christopher MitchumAlturi

Jean Argyle

Jean ArgyleMrs. Calhoun